I wish to publicly apologise for my horrible spelling that is about to offend you, the reader, and for my total lack of pieces in my gallery. I do have a collection of work that I have done over the years. I have a few sketch books filled with mediocraty and superior averageness, ranging from architecture assignments to my tattoo designes for myself. I haven't gone under the needle just yet, but I am looking forward to getting that cherry poped. I digress. I don't have a scanner yet, I always push it off for financial reasons. Bar tab trumps scanner! So for the time being I just ocasionaly upload snap shots from my camera phone. The only reason I bought the camera phone is to prove to sceptics that the stupid, silly, impossible things I see are real. Until I join AA or hit the lottery, most of my submissions to DA will be from my strange and eclectic cellular eye. I will readily admit that I'm a bit of a voyer her at DA, and that it seems a bit hypocritical for me to comment and critique other peoples work without having my own works up for you to see. I'm sorry, I know I'm a turd, please don't flush me!

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I'm realy sorry for the atrocious spelling and grammar you've just endured.